Milk Was A Bad Choice

There are so many memorable lines in Anchorman, and this is my most-often quoted. Ron Burgundy's exclamation is perfect for those sweltering summer days when you feel like you might melt!

This kit comes with all the materials you need to create your own piece of colourful fan art, the only extra equipment required is a pair of scissors.

Included in the kit:

• 6” (15cm) wooden embroidery hoop, made in the UK

• White Zweigart aida fabric, 14 count

• DMC embroidery thread

• Yellow and white felt for finishing and backing (vegan-friendly acrylic)

• Size 24 tapestry needle

• Printed pattern and cross stitch guide

All beautifully packaged in a fully recyclable box.

This Hoops & Crosses kit is suitable for beginners.

Please note: The finished hoop in the photos is for illustrative purposes only, you will receive a kit.

© 2023 Lucy Todd
Please respect our intellectual property by not reselling, copying, or sharing the pattern. Finished pieces may be given as gifts but not sold for profit.

This is a fan art piece inspired by Anchorman. This item is not sponsored, endorsed by, or affiliated with Dreamworks Pictures, Apatow Productions or Herzog-Cowen Entertainment, or any of their subsidiaries or affiliated companies and/or third-party licensors.

If you would prefer to buy the pattern only as a digital file you can do so here.

If you are interested in custom cross stitch patterns, please contact me at hello@hoopsandcrosses.co.uk.

Shipping: 

All orders are dispatched within 3 to 5 business days after receiving payment. Orders are shipped by Royal Mail 1st Class post as standard. Spend £45 or more on kits and/or accessories to receive free shipping via Royal Mail Tracked 48.