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Milk Was A Bad Choice - Pattern Only

There are so many memorable lines in Anchorman, and this is my most-often quoted. Ron Burgundy's exclamation is perfect for those sweltering summer days when you feel like you might melt!

This Hoops & Crosses pattern is suitable for beginners.

Please note: The finished hoop in the photos is for illustrative purposes only, you will receive the pattern in a PDF file format.

Pattern Details:

43 stitches wide x 66 stitches high

Suggested fabric: White 14 count aida, minimum 7” x 9” (18cm x 23cm).

Stitched area size: 3 1/8” (7.9 cm) wide x 4 3/4” (12.1cm) high, perfect for framing in a 6” (15cm) embroidery hoop.

Thread colours: 9

The example was completed using DMC floss, the pattern lists both DMC and, where possible, equivalent Anchor colour codes.


The PDF file of the pattern will be sent to your email address within 24 hours of payment being received. Due to the nature of digital files, no refunds can be given once the pattern is sent.

© 2023 Lucy Todd
Please respect our intellectual property by not reselling, copying, or sharing the pattern. Finished pieces may be given as gifts but not sold for profit.

This is a fan art piece inspired by Anchorman. This item is not sponsored, endorsed by, or affiliated with Dreamworks Pictures, Apatow Productions or Herzog-Cowen Entertainment, or any of their subsidiaries or affiliated companies and/or third-party licensors.

If you are interested in custom cross stitch patterns, please contact me at hello@hoopsandcrosses.co.uk.

£3.50

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Jo WNov 15, 2025 9:38 AM
Vicky Nov 7, 2025 2:28 PM

Fantastic kit- really enjoying stitching it and trying to guess what might be included in the next release. Excellent communication from hoops and crosses - can not recommend them highly enough. This is the third kit I’ve done from them and have never been disappointed.

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Susan Durnford Nov 7, 2025 8:17 AM
CindySep 29, 2025 6:53 PM

This kit is amazing, I am stitching it to display in my kitchen because my family are seriously fussy eaters and sometimes I want to say this to them, as soon as it's on the wall I can point at it instead of just telling them!! It's fabulous

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JoanneSep 3, 2025 7:05 AM

I added this to my order, to get me to the free postage limit. I'm so glad I did, dont know how I managed without a needle minder and its such a lovely design. It reminds me of the first design I did from hoops and crosses, "power in your weirdness"

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