Milk Was A Bad Choice - Pattern Only

There are so many memorable lines in Anchorman, and this is my most-often quoted. Ron Burgundy's exclamation is perfect for those sweltering summer days when you feel like you might melt!

This Hoops & Crosses pattern is suitable for beginners.

Please note: The finished hoop in the photos is for illustrative purposes only, you will receive the pattern in a PDF file format.

Pattern Details:

43 stitches wide x 66 stitches high

Suggested fabric: White 14 count aida, minimum 7” x 9” (18cm x 23cm).

Stitched area size: 3 1/8” (7.9 cm) wide x 4 3/4” (12.1cm) high, perfect for framing in a 6” (15cm) embroidery hoop.

Thread colours: 9

The example was completed using DMC floss, the pattern lists both DMC and, where possible, equivalent Anchor colour codes.


The PDF file of the pattern will be sent to your email address within 24 hours of payment being received. Due to the nature of digital files, no refunds can be given once the pattern is sent.

© 2023 Lucy Todd
Please respect our intellectual property by not reselling, copying, or sharing the pattern. Finished pieces may be given as gifts but not sold for profit.

This is a fan art piece inspired by Anchorman. This item is not sponsored, endorsed by, or affiliated with Dreamworks Pictures, Apatow Productions or Herzog-Cowen Entertainment, or any of their subsidiaries or affiliated companies and/or third-party licensors.

If you are interested in custom cross stitch patterns, please contact me at hello@hoopsandcrosses.co.uk.